Those penny pinching InBev jerks have no appreciation for the those small American perks that are good and sacred and holy. Fresh off the AP Wire, they have decided to STOP SERVING BEER AT Anheuser-Busch theme parks. (Click on the underlined text to view the article.)
OH THE HUMANITY!
Tell me, moms and dads out there...is there anything more rewarding after a full day of three too many log rides, $7.00 sodas, and sitting next to a man too hairy to be wearing a tank-top than hitting the air conditioned coolness of the Budweiser pavilion and enjoying two six-and-a-half-ounce AB products on the house?
I understand that in tough times cutbacks must be made, but can an American, beer-loving dad get a Bud Light for sanity sake? Come on, InBev...Does it really save that much money?
Tell me, moms and dads out there...is there anything more rewarding after a full day of three too many log rides, $7.00 sodas, and sitting next to a man too hairy to be wearing a tank-top than hitting the air conditioned coolness of the Budweiser pavilion and enjoying two six-and-a-half-ounce AB products on the house?
I understand that in tough times cutbacks must be made, but can an American, beer-loving dad get a Bud Light for sanity sake? Come on, InBev...Does it really save that much money?
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Amen Brother
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