Tragic Comedy

I just was going through today's mail delivery and found some junk mail. It was a credit card application from Washington Mutual.

REALLY???

If they go under this week, would I have to pay them back? The mailer says I get "three bonus features," like online bill pay and money saving discounts.

If I were running WAMU, these are the bonus features I would be advertising:

1) Free office furniture with card enrollment (gently used by former WAMU employees)

2) Payback of outstanding balance optional if we go bust

3) Your choice of over 10,000 properties located in Southern California recently vacated and ready to go into foreclosure

Maybe I can get the IndyMac debit card to go with my WAMU credit card.